Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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