I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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