apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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