My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
The Olympian is in my bed
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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