his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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