idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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