i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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