So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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