Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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