Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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