porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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