I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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