Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize