What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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