i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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