quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Still dying that you shit outside
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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