eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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