Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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