That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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