If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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