I got chris browned last night
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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