Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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