sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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