ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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