Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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