Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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