would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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