I just cut my nipple shaving
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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