I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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