yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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