STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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