Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm like, not good at living.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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