If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
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I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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