they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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