At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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