yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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