My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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