So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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I cut my penus on the lid.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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