she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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