do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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