Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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