Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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