Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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