Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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