we're blogging at a bar
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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