my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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