I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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