Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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