i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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