She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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